Offended

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Don't piss people off, eh? Unless it makes everyone in the room laugh except for that person. They are now a Prefect in House Hufflepuff, the lame house that no one would ever want to be in, because they think something isn't funny.

This isn't meant to chill people's feedback, in fact, this is all about making people laugh. If we don't have some sort of reward to draw people in, they're gonna think we're those loudmouth drunks who yell incoherently over top of one another for the _entire movie_ screaming I got no filters brah with no sense of Decorum and a Lack of Focus on People Inoffensively Giggling at the Cinema While Littering Little Cards Covered In Jokes Everywhere.

If any person, player or non-player, seriously gets pissed off, or someone gets in trouble for realsies, that joke's topic becomes offensive. Anyone may penalize a player 50 points for saying something offensive, whether they are aware that they are playing the game or not.

This act, however, makes them secretly a prefect. You must write a non-identifying story which identifies the movie and call line/response. It will permanently be known as Offensive and will enforce Silent Giggle Mode for the length of the time that making the offensive joke would make sense. This is a Rule and can be used to grant one point to a single House by anyone.

So as your leader, I'm getting put in that house. Secretly. None of you know who I am!

The full Offensive Things List.